Sunday, August 25, 2013

On Vacation

Thank you for coming!
I hope you can stay,
To browse through the posts
Of a previous day.
This week I’m at rest,
Without paper or pen.
Next week I’ll return
With a post once again.

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Surely, You Jest!

I’m off to get retraining
In matters entertaining,
So I can work the circuit at the fair.
My previous engagement,
A suitable arrangement,
Turned out a catastrophic bit of fare.
I hesitate to mention,
I broke the new convention
And did a bit the fair would not condone.
I wasn’t quite discerning
In what I did concerning
The man who sits atop the gilded throne.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Race to the Bottom

Article link: Reid Raises Race
The reset button didn’t work.
The Arab Street’s aflame.
ObamaCare is off its rails.
The jobless rate’s the same.
The Peeping Toms of government
Are snooping through our mail.
Michelle is pushing little kids
To feed on sprouts and kale.
The IRS and FEC
Are playing off the sheet.
Our consulates and embassies
Are forced into retreat.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Katy Bar the Door

Oh, Katy bar the door.
And Katy dim the light.
Al-Qaeda has a plan.
Al-Qaeda wants a fight.
Oh, Katy get the kids.
And Katy start the car.
Al-Qaeda may be close.
We don’t know where they are.
Oh, Katy we must run,
And Katy do it now!
Al-Qaeda will attack;
We know not where or how.