Article link: John Kerry on yacht during Egypt's military coup
As Cairo into chaos slid,
And Egypt of its leaders rid,
For duty John reported not;
Ensconced was he upon a yacht.
As Foggy Bottom spokesmen claimed
The Secretary had been framed
By claims of sightings on his yacht,
Their fabrications were for naught.
For soon upon the public square
The photo record laid him bare,
As one upon another shot,
Revealed him lounging on his yacht.