Sunday, April 28, 2013

Mr. Bumble Was Right

It’s come to this:
You now can parse
A phrase about
A chubby arse
Before a judge,
Before the law,
And thus compel
The state withdraw
The awful charge,
The awful shame,
The bully tag
Against your name.

Your record clear,
Your name restored,
Your lips are free
To draw the sword
Of repartee
Against the blokes
Whose heavy mass
Engender jokes,
And through again
The looking glass
Designed to parse
The use of ass.

1 comment:

  1. Very funny. I just about fell off my chair laughing!