Saturday, October 27, 2012

Early Voting


I’ve got to vote early.
I’ve got to be sure,
As something may happen
For me to endure.

My father might perish.
My kid could get sick.
I might be disabled
By horses that kick.

A privy malfunction
Could keep me at bay,
And leave me unable
To vote on that day.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Spoils of Green


In Evergreen Solar
I asked the controller
To vest of the taxpayers’ dime.
The market then sputtered,
And quickly they shuttered:
We just couldn’t get there in time.

Solyndra was waiting,
And dangled a rating
Well worthy of rolling the dice.
Alas, they deflated
And crashed unabated,
With taxpayers paying the price.

Investments take mettle,
And often unsettle
The folks who like government lean.
But victors get spoils,
And nothing quite oils
The system like funding for Green.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Biden at His Best

Alternate video: Biden Interruption Montage

Perhaps it was his medicine.
Perhaps a bit of drink.
Perhaps he saw the latest polls
Which show him on the brink.

Perhaps it was adrenaline.
Perhaps he had the flu.
Perhaps he spent the day before
Inhaling crazy glue.

Perhaps a tab of crystal meth.
Perhaps he was in pain.
Perhaps the job has broken him
Or driven him insane.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Lowered Expectations

Article link: The McJobs report

I’d like to thank the President
For help in steering clear
Of those who are the one percent
And have a good career.

His economic policies
Have led to my release
From economic liberty
I knew with Credit Suisse.

I rode the rollercoaster down
With unemployment checks,
Until I joined the salaried staff
That ran the megaplex.