Saturday, June 9, 2012

Nancy Does Religion


I do religion Sundays,
And sometimes in between,
On Arbor Day and Earth Day,
And twice on Halloween.

And when I do religion
I feel all warmed inside,
By subsidized abortion
And LGBT pride.

I worship at the altar,
In ancient, sacred rites,
Of gratis contraception
And reproductive rights.

No pointy-headed bishop,
Nor crozier-bearing pope,
Can speak for my religion,
Its dogma, creed or scope.

And when I do religion
I exercise free will,
By taking for communion
A contraceptive pill.

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