Thursday, June 21, 2012

An Honest Politician

The voters now are dumber
Than those who came before.
And every reelection
They prove it even more.

What with their IQs falling
The herd came out to vote,
And kept me here in office:
Their congressman of note.

With ever better margins
They sent me back again,
To regulate the country
With other lesser men.

For all my time in Congress,
And every year I served,
Those mindless district voters
Received what they deserved.

But now as I retire
I find that I am free,
To call the voters stupid
For reelecting me.

Other election posts:
     Donkey Dumping
     Georgie Willie

1 comment:

  1. Excellent!!!!!!! And sadly true!