Article link: The Life of Julia
My parents call me Julia,
But friends may call me Jules.
I live on more than what I make
By following the rules.
At times when I am running short
I call on Uncle Sam.
He never questions what I spend,
And loves me as I am.
He gives me discounts for my loans
To keep the payments low,
And when my cards have all been maxed
He covers what I owe.
He pays for all my healthcare bills
So I can convalesce,
Whenever I am overwhelmed
Or suffering from stress.
And when I raise my only son
I’ll teach him best I can,
To ask for help from Uncle Sam –
Cause he’s a family man.