Article link: White House staff cleared by White House lawyers
We didn’t do a thing, we swear!
The allegations are unfair!
As proof, our lawyers have pursued
Reports of those who acted crude,
And sampled bits of local fare
In Cartagena’s public square.
Our conduct was, as is the case,
At every time, in every place,
Exemplary and scandal-free
From President to conferee.
For us, the matter is now closed,
With all the crucial facts disclosed;
Our lawyers say we played it straight –
And lawyers never obfuscate!