The Picks by Bard in his premiere,
When calculated for the year,
Were good enough to get along:
For every ten but three were wrong.
Which means that in the coming year,
The Bard will seek to engineer
An app that lets the public see
His picks – when they have paid a fee.
Enamored by Tom Brady’s stats,
The wiser crowd says pick the Pats.
But I would rather risk my neck
Than call the game for Belichick.
And so I’ll pick the men in white
To end up on the stage tonight,
And hoist the trophy in the air –
While Brady showers in despair.