Thursday, February 2, 2012

Box of Rocks

Good evening from your pharmacist!
I have a little news
About the box of birth control
You bought from us to use.

Review the expiration date
To help us diagnose
The chance of its effectiveness
Before you take a dose.

And if you threw the box away
Or never learned to read,
You’ll need a dose of self control,
Or babies may proceed.

For accidental packaging
Mixed up the quantities,
Of those that will and those that won’t
Combat the birds and bees.

And if you have a box that won’t
We’re here to play our role,
Procuring you a medicine
For lack of self-control.

1 comment:

  1. Excellent!

    I enjoy the rhyme and meter...
    And I thought I'd do the same
    But your words are so much sweeter
    And my words just end up lame!!!

    Keep up the good words...