Thursday, February 23, 2012

Alvarez the Liar


The Court today did hear the case
Of Alvarez the Liar,
Who likes to clothe his résumé
In bits of false attire.

The circuit court below had said
The state could not require
A citizen like Alvarez
To imitate a friar.

(In truthfulness, I mean to say,
And not a friar’s fire
To shave his head and spend his day
As holy men desire.)

I plan to focus on the case
To see what shall transpire,
For if I cannot fabricate
I think I must retire.

And therefore I support the man
Called Alvarez the Liar,
Who fights to keep our sacred right
To wallow in the mire.

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