Article link: White House angry with Michelle Obama lingerie stories
The White House took the time to say
Michelle did not buy lingerie
At prices topping 50k
In New York City, USA.
Her staff believes the press unfair
To publish stories, which they swear,
Were written with intent to err,
About her choice of underwear.
They hope the voting public knows
Her private choice in underclothes
Should not be subject to the throes
Of callous journalistic prose.
And I myself would say as well,
The skivvies that adorn Michelle
Are not on which I wish I dwell,
Or seek to ponder for a spell.
So let us end this sad affair,
And banish from the public square
All mention of the underwear
That keeps Michelle from sleeping bare.
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