Last week the Bard was beaten hard
About the head and neck;
At one and three his football picks
Were nothing but a wreck.
In such a state, how can he pick
The games that fall this week?
He’ll use his trusted, tried and true
No-look dartboard technique.
About Tom Brady and the Pats:
I hate to see them win.
And though it gives me pain to say,
I think they will again.
The Giant team is on a roll,
And playing at their best;
I think they’ll play a better game
And pass the Niner test.