The headline says a battery
Was found beneath the deep blue sea,
Which may allow the Volt to tame
Said fix’s sole impediment
Is how to get the sediment
From deep beneath Antarctic's shell,
Into the Volt’s electric cell.
Though not a licensed engineer,
To me the best response is clear:
Use GM’s recent expertise
To harvest further subsidies.
Then with the subsidies construct
A deep-sea hydrothermal duct,
To funnel chemotropic jolts
Into the hapless, flaming Volts.
If insufficient is the flow
To make the burning buggy go,
The duct can double as a spout
To put the blazing auto out.
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