Article link: Obama Campaign Collecting GOP Emails
Some say I’m antisocial, though
I think myself reserved.
My kids say I am reticent;
Such feelings are deserved.
But in a modern world enthralled
With social intercourse,
I find I’d rather be alone:
Just me, my wife and horse.
And when I hear the evening news
Or read a bit online,
It serves to reinforce my plan
To stick with me and mine.
I offer as Exhibit A
Which asks supporters to reveal
Their friends’ e-mail for spite.
Imagine having Barry’s spam
Appearing in your mail;
I’d rather spend a week alone
Inside a humpback whale.
It causes me to thank the Lord
For having not supplied
A Democratic friend or two
With whom I could be tied.
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