From latest of Gallup statistics
On church-going characteristics:
The Democrat crew
Has many more few
Who claim they are born-again mystics.
The measure of those who are pious
Intrinsically suffers from bias,
For membership in
A union, is kin
To praying with Luther or Pius.
It seems that the union exclusion,
Might render the foregone conclusion
That gods of the left
Are lacking in heft,
With congregants caught in delusion.
If only the left had reminded
The pollsters to be open-minded,
The polls would reflect
The size of the sect
To which the statistics are blinded.
If unions were counted as churches,
The Democrat number then lurches
From only a few
To filling the pew,
Or union sectarian perches.
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