Thursday, November 10, 2011

Emergency Alert System


At 2 PM the government
Performed a little test.
It hijacked TV, radio,
And cable by request.

The test went off without a hitch,
Just as they said it would,
Aside from minor glitches which
Have been misunderstood.

’Twas not a gagging sound dispersed,
As some have made the claim;
’Twas Lady Gaga in full throat,
With hair and clothes aflame.

And those who claim that QVC
Was broadcast in the South,
Are passing rumors off as fact,
By blog and word of mouth.

A few have even made the claim
They never saw the test,
But they were mainly right-wing nuts,
The addled and depressed.

The EAS had such success
Its team has been assigned
To implement Obamacare,
While leading from behind.

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