Article link: EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration
The Lord turned water into wine,
As per his Mother’s plea,
But nothing changes nature’s plan
Quite like bureaucracy.
For though the Lord has trod upon
The Sea of Galilee,
He did not change the water’s role –
Or man’s biology.
For that we need the team of men
From Parma, Italy,
Who want to fashion for the world
Was known to be the key,
For every species on the earth,
In air or ’neath the sea.
But when those European men
The laws of nature were repealed
By their bureaucracy.
So when you’re feeling drained and dry,
It’s time to bend a knee,
For water’s only sanctioned for
A burial at sea.
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