Last week the Bard was one and two,
As Jets and Lions fared
The opposite of what he thought,
And what he had declared.
If one and two should happen to
The Bard – not once, but twice –
He might begin to pick the games
By casting loaded dice.
New England plays at Pittsburgh’s home,
And ’tween these stellar crews
The Patriots will surely win,
Which means the Steelers lose.
The Cowboys and the Eagles meet
On NBC at night,
The Eagles ought to win at home;
The margin will be slight.
And though I am a Tebow fan,
I think the Detroit D
Is better than the Denver O;
The Lions win by three.