At three and one for week five picks
I’m confident about week six;
I see no reason not to be,
For on the year I’m nine and three.
I don’t like minors, rude designers,
Shriners or the 49ers.
Ergo, Lions get my nod
To defeat the Frisco squad.
The hapless, winless, awful Rams
Must be sacrificial lambs,
When beneath Wisconsin skies
The Pack will see to their demise.
Perhaps this week the Jets will win,
Reeling wretched Dolphins in.
If they lose, at two and four,
I will not pick them anymore.