Article link: Thieves steal truck with President's equipment
Say what you want, say what you will,
I knows what I believes:
The TOTUS* and the podium
Ain’t missing ’cause of thieves.
It looks as tho the White House life
Is bad as things can be,
When Barry’s presidential props
Keep tryin to get free.
Remember ’bout six months ago
The Presidential Seal,
And had the ditch ordeal?
A network or an underground
Is what we’re talkin here,
To help them Presidential Seals
Take off and disappear.
So let them suits at CBS
And skirts at NBC,
Report on thieves and criminals,
And call the crime a spree.
But if you’re on the street at night
And stumble on a Seal,
He’s headed north for Canada –
And prob’ly needs a meal.
* Teleprompter Of The United States