Friday, October 21, 2011

Biden’s Crimes

There once was a loud politician,
Who suffered the nasty condition
     Of claiming that crime
     Would certainly climb
From GOP-led opposition.

His skills as a loud rhetorician
Without factual inhibition,
     Are certainly clear,
    As it would appear
The VP is no statistician.

In spite of the payrolls decreasing
For those that we pay for policing,
     From ’10 to ’09,
     The chart’s bottom line:
The numbers of crimes aren’t increasing.

Despite our enlarged population,
Consistent has been the deflation
     Of crime since ’03;
     But for the VP,
The numbers are lost in translation.

See the FBI statistics:

1 comment:

  1. Here, here kind sir. Truer words were never spoken.