Article Link: White House backs Biden’s rape, murder remarks
There once was a loud politician,
Who suffered the nasty condition
Of claiming that crime
Would certainly climb
From GOP-led opposition.
His skills as a loud rhetorician
Without factual inhibition,
Are certainly clear,
As it would appear
The VP is no statistician.
In spite of the payrolls decreasing
For those that we pay for policing,
From ’10 to ’09,
The chart’s bottom line:
The numbers of crimes aren’t increasing.
Despite our enlarged population,
Consistent has been the deflation
Of crime since ’03;
But for the VP,
The numbers are lost in translation.
See the FBI statistics: