Friday, October 7, 2011

Bedtime Baseball

Today I think I must address
The rotten folks at TBS,
Who gave the network go-ahead
For games to start at time for bed.

When games to not begin 'til eight,
I go into a mental state,
For bards are predisposed to weep
From writer’s block and lack of sleep.

I do not think I can depend
On open eyes at half-past ten,
Which given how they play the game
May get me to the seventh frame.

So with a sniffle and a tear,
I close my eyes and disappear
Into the land of counting sheep,
And pray the Lord my soul to keep.

When I awake and check the score,
I hope the team that I adore
Has stayed awake and had success,
No thanks to those from TBS.

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