I think the public ought to know,
The Bard, last week, was three and oh.
If this week brings another three,
I may begin to charge a fee.
The Vikings get Detroit at home
Inside the ugly Metrodome.
The Lions ought to have a feast,
And win by seven points, at least.
The Green Bay Packers will not yield
When visiting at Soldier Field.
The Bears will lose, it seems to me,
But not by many more than three.
The Jets are cruising to the coast,
Where Oakland will oblige as host.
If Gang Green doesn’t win by six,
I’ll re-consider making picks.