Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Unemployment Cards

For an Independent

Front:
You walk the unemployment line
In suffering and pain
Inside:
You might have been much better served
By voting for McCain.

From an Accountant

Front:
I know you lost your job last week,
But that will not impress
Inside:
The folks who’ve come to visit from
The friendly IRS.

For a Democrat

Front:
You’ve lost your job and livelihood,
But here’s Obama’s pitch:
Inside:
Your mood will be much better when
We stick it to the rich.

For a Chief Executive

Front:
The sparkle and the shine are gone,
Along with hope and change
Inside:
The good news is the time you’ll have
To hit the driving range.

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