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For an Independent
You walk the unemployment line
In suffering and pain
You might have been much better served
By voting for McCain.
From an Accountant
I know you lost your job last week,
But that will not impress
The folks who’ve come to visit from
The friendly IRS.
For a Democrat
You’ve lost your job and livelihood,
But here’s Obama’s pitch:
Your mood will be much better when
We stick it to the rich.
For a Chief Executive
The sparkle and the shine are gone,
Along with hope and change
The good news is the time you’ll have
To hit the driving range.