Thursday, September 29, 2011

Processing Perdue


Ms. Beverly’s a chicken,
Afraid of what we’ll do
If we should hold elections;
She’s rightly named Perdue.

Or maybe she’s a turkey,
Whose brain is all askew
From turpentine ingestion –
A turkey named Perdue.

The Democratic gizzards
Are boiled, poached and stewed,
And call for desperate measures
Advanced by Bev Perdue.

As independent voters
Begin to say adieu,
The liberal politicians
Are flocking to Perdue.

And when the turkey shooting
Next year makes its debut,
The Democrats will ponder
The wisdom of Perdue.

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