Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Obama Loves the Poor

Obama truly loves the poor,
Who ought to give him thanks:
His policies ensure that more
Will quickly join their ranks.

If misery loves company
He’s cornered countless votes,
By legislation and decree
And plans that he promotes.

We ought to thank him properly
For all the things he’s done
To lead us into poverty:
He is no doubt The One…

The One that we’ve been waiting for
For almost forty years;
We passed on Kerry, Dole and Gore
To get to Mr. Ears.

Our Mr. Ears is listening,
So hide your smokes and snacks,
And never let him hear a thing
Of stimulus or tax.

And if you would avoid the throng
In poverty’s domain,
You ought not send your cash along
To fund his next campaign.

More Obama posts:
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