Article link: Reid threatens government shutdown
The august leader Harry Reid
Has now decided and decreed
That FEMA needs a money spike
Of double what the House would like.
As Harry’s will is made of steel,
He will not compromise or deal;
To make the GOP relent,
He plans to close the government.
For in the vast and endless sea
Of federal bureaucracy
He cannot find a small offset
To counter adding to the debt.
Perhaps a simple test will find
That Harry Reid is mostly blind,
And could perceive what he has missed
With help from his optometrist.