Saturday, August 27, 2011

Vertical Limit

Another day,
A new report,
Reminding me
That I’m too short.

My height and weight
Do not compute:
I’m far too wide
From head to boot.

If I could stand
But six foot-eight,
My height would match
My current weight.

But in my socks
I’m six foot-oh,
Which makes it plain:
I need to grow.

So I’ll increase
My daily take,
Of bread and wine
And tarter steak.

Which ought to help
Inflate my height,
And make my weight
Appear just right.

Other nutrition posts:
     Let’s Move

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