Friday, August 26, 2011

Union Rights Poster

You have the right to join as one
And form a union shop,
To bargain for outrageous pay
For leaning on a mop.

You may as well negotiate
A change in rules too,
Which guarantees the work of one
Will now be done by two.

You may just get a pension plan
We can’t afford to pay,
And go on strike to shorten up
The average working day.

Before you exercise your rights
We offer this advice:
The cost of union membership
Is passed along in price.

So when we’ve lost our market share
And customers are gone,
We’ll shutter up your union shop
And settle in Taiwan.

Those unemployment benefits
Are handy ’til they stop –
But you can brag to all your kids
You formed a union shop.

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