Article links: Sister Carol Keehan: Opposed Bishop Olmsted on abortion; Defied bishops on Obamacare, but now opposes contraceptive mandate
Poor Sister Carol has been scarred,
And hoisted with her own petard:
She pushed Obama’s health care bill,
And now is forced to buy the pill.
I wonder, though, if her dismay
Is caused by what she’s forced to pay,
Instead of all the moral ill
That she accrues with every pill.
In spite of what she has to lose,
I think it odd she would excuse
The acts of those who choose to kill,
While standing fast against the pill.