Thursday, August 11, 2011

Catastrophic Computer Collapse

…for which I blame Al Gore.

I caught a little virus
Inside my CPU,
Which made my ones and zeros
Go horribly askew.

My bits and bytes were broken,
My Windows were all smashed,
And Microsoft Security
Went belly up and crashed.

I hope sometime tomorrow
I’ll have a new vaccine,
That keeps my bytes all biting,
And keeps my bits all clean.

Until I’m up and running
I’ll pout and pace the floor,
And curse computer hackers,
And swear at Albert Gore.

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