Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Chickenfeed from Harry Reid

There once was a chicken named Harry,
Who thought cutting budgets too scary.
     Instead, Harry chose
     To blame on his foes
The panic he started with Barry.

Since Harry became Henny Penny,
It’s odd that he hasn’t found many
     Small programs to trim
     No matter how slim;
Poor Harry can’t see hardly any.

For Harry to raise the debt ceiling
He’ll need to start wheeling and dealing
     In cuts deep and broad,
     At home and abroad,
Which Harry does not find appealing.

More on Harry Reid:
     Dear Harry,

1 comment:

  1. Poor Harry. Governing just isn't any fun when you run out of other people's money.