Sunday, July 10, 2011

Bushwhack at Bistro Bis

Susan Feinberg, dinner cop,
On Paul Ryan got the drop:
Caught him with a glass in hand
Costing more than she could stand.

Fearing that the man would flee
To his table then went she,
Raising hell and other such,
Since the wine had cost too much.

Plainly he is rich and cruel,
For attempting to retool
How the public’s cash is spent,
And his own, without consent.

Further to the man condemn
Now she’s e-mailed TPM,
Who would lead with it on-line:
Ryan drinks expensive wine!

Now her job is nearly done
As an auditor of one,
Save the telling of her spiel
When she gets a big book deal.

1 comment:

  1. Great prose as usual Bard. It's too bad she didn't audit the Obama administration with all their limousines.