The verse I posted yesterday
Accused my kids of foul play.
Of course, I meant it all in fun;
I love my children, every one.
Today I set the record straight:
Those kids of mine are really great!
The truth, I’m not ashamed to say:
For me, each day is Father’s Day.
And further, I do now retract
The implication, dressed as fact,
That any of my kids would try
To gift their father with a tie.