Saturday, June 11, 2011

A Hook for the Hookah in Hartford (Act IV, Scene I)

With apologies to William Shakespeare, author of Macbeth

Article link via Planet Moron: Put That In Your Hookah And Smoke It

Round about the statehouse go;
In the legislation throw
Language that the government
Can invoke to kill the scent
Of the Hookah devotee,
First by fiat, then decree.

Hubble-bubble, toil and trouble,
Turn that business into rubble.

Let them smoke some Mary Jane;
Or a bowl of dried romaine;
But that cherry-flavored leaf
Gives the public false belief
That no harm will come to them,
So its use we must condemn.

Hubble-bubble, toil and trouble,
Turn that business into rubble.

Hookah lounges should expect
State employees to inspect
That which they would regulate
All around the Nutmeg State.
Just a warning to the wise:
Hide your Hookah bowl supplies!

Hubble-bubble, toil and trouble,
Turn that business into rubble.

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