Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Dining For Dollars

I think five dollars is well spent
For dinner with the President;
By adding Biden to the fun
The value drops, at best, to one.

Michelle on hand, and serving tea,
Will raise my gift, perhaps, to three;
But adding Debbie Wasserman
Will drop it back again to one.

If Harry Reid should serve a snack,
I’ll ask for two more quarters back;
And if Pelosi has a seat,
I’ll find a diner down the street.

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