Article link: Obama raffles dinner for two; then adds Biden
I think five dollars is well spent
For dinner with the President;
By adding Biden to the fun
The value drops, at best, to one.
Michelle on hand, and serving tea,
Will raise my gift, perhaps, to three;
But adding Debbie Wasserman
Will drop it back again to one.
If Harry Reid should serve a snack,
I’ll ask for two more quarters back;
And if Pelosi has a seat,
I’ll find a diner down the street.